Fushigi Yuugi
Wrap Party Bus Trip
The Episode of the Prohibited
Women's Hot Springs

Part One



[Ashitare is on top of Seiryuu's bus growling.]

Nakago : Soi, would you silence Ashitare?
Soi : Certainly, Nakago.

[Soi's lightning strikes Ashitare.]

Tetsuya : Why am I driving for them?
Yui : Sorry for dragging you along, Tetsuya.
Tetsuya : What're you saying?
Tetsuya : It's to protect you from that perverted brat.

[Suboshi looks so angry.]

Suboshi : Who's a perverted brat?
Suboshi : Be glad, ryuuseisui, you'll get to taste blood again!
Yui : Stop it, Suboshi!
Yui : I'll tattle to the office!
Suboshi : Miss Touma.
Yui : It's Yui Hongo.
Suboshi : Dammit, they ought to have sent us overseas.
Suboshi : Hot springs of Gunma are way into the countryside.
Tetsuya : P...Please don't throw chi aboard the bus.
Nakago : I shall not forgive those who insult Northern Kantoo, no matter who.
Director : Furusawa, how many times do I have to tell you?
Director : It's "forGIVE" not "FORgive," right?
Nakago : Alright, excuse me.
Tomo : "You have worked hard for the last year."
Tomo : "Please relax at the hot springs."
Tomo : "From Bandai, Shogakukan, TX, Movic."
Tomo : How wonderful.
Miboshi : How about Pierrot?
Tomo : The producer's cheap.
Suboshi : But if we got one of these, then the Suzaku's guys also must've...
Yui : Hey, where's Amiboshi?
Yui : Why isn't he on our bus?
Soi : He's probably on the same bus as them.
Yui : I see.
Suboshi : Lady Yui, you're so daring.
Yui : Don't be stupid.

[Meanwhile, on Suzaku's bus, Nuriko is singing and everyone is annoyed by it.]

Nuriko : When I bloom and die...
Nuriko : I'll die with a flourish.
Nuriko : Alright, thank you very much.
Nuriko : Now, next will be a great hit.
Nuriko : From the character vocals, a shining best seller, is this song.
Chichiri : Gets on my nerves...

Tasuki : That was just luck.
Tasuki : I won't lose next time.
Mitsukake : I'll put out at least three more myself.
Mitsukake : I'm gonna get real pissed, you guys.
Tasuki : We haven't said anything.
Chiriko : Tasuki.
Tasuki : What's up, Chiriko?
Tasuki : What're you all teary-eyed for?
Chiriko : I don't feel so good.
Tasuki : What?!
Tasuki : For real?!
Chichiri : Hold it down, Chiriko!
Mitsukake : Okay, I'll make you feel better.
Chiriko : It doesn't work!
Tasuki : Hurry, open the window!
Chichiri : You're supposed to go up front in these cases.
Chiriko : Please take care of me.
Keisuke : Stop it!
Keisuke : Don't come over here!
Chiriko : Everyone's so mean!
Nuriko : Hey, doesn't anyone want to listen to my songs?
Tasuki : Shuddap! How many times d'you gotta sing?!
Miaka : Tamahome.
Tamahome : Miaka.
Miaka : Tamahome.
Tamahome : Miaka.
Miaka : Tamahome.
Tamahome : Miaka.

[Hehehe...this part gets really funny. The Seiryuu and the Suzaku are sending messages to each other by writing on Amiboshi's and Suboshi's body.]

Hotohori : What is wrong, Amiboshi?
Amiboshi : It's a message from my brother.
Amiboshi : No, it's from Yui.
Amiboshi : "What d'you think you're doing on that bus?"
Amiboshi : "I'll beat you up later."
Chichiri : Such scary words.
Hotohori : I don't understand that girl's character.
Tasuki : Alright, I'm gonna write 'em back.
Amiboshi : H...Hey!
Suboshi : Ou...ouch! Lady Yui, they've sent over a lot.
Yui : "I like it over here..."
Yui : "...because the wonderful Tasuki is..."
Tasuki : ...is here too.
Amiboshi : Tasuki.
Amiboshi : They know what's going on.
Tasuki : Dammit!

[Message on Amiboshi's hand] Quit it, fang idiot.

Suboshi : It hurts!
Suboshi : Stop it!
Yui : Just be still!

[Message on Suboshi's arm] Demonic midget
[Message on Suboshi's back] kakaka the homo

Tomo : That's right. What's this, "kakaka the homo?"
Tomo : And these are that cross-dresser's words.
Suboshi : It's not me!

[Message on Amiboshi's back] Ghost. You monster ghost.

Tasuki : Look at what they've written.
Amiboshi : Tamahome, relax.
Amiboshi : I'm not the one doing this.
Tomo : Don't be ridiculous.
Yui : Oooh, Miaka's getting in this too!
Suboshi : Stop it!
Nakago : Those fools.
Suboshi : Nakago!
Miboshi : Tamahome's asking if you got any fan letters.
Yui : I think it worked.
Tomo : So, it's been bothering him.
Soi : Lord Nakago only needs me.
Miboshi : Words like that'll just anger him more, you know.

[Poor Suboshi. He seems so helpless at the moment, hehehe.]

Suboshi : Nakago, let's stop this, okay?
Suboshi : A nail?!
Suboshi : Anything but that!
Soi : There's no help when his eyes look like that.
Tomo : Poor thing.
Suboshi : No!
Soi : Just give up.
Suboshi : No!
